Tuesday's bad
Today, finally got to see one of my own doctors, who basically thought everything would continue to improve if I carried on with what I’m on at the moment – so he gave me another two days of the steroids and left it at that (to make seven of each).
The other side of the Fairy Tale
The other side of the Fairy Tale
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will You marry me?"
The girl said, "No".
And the girl lived happily ever and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased.... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued,didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, never had pubic hairs under the toilet seat lid, watched girlie movies, never had football on, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked good in sweat pants and shirt, and burped, swore, & farted all the time. The End.
The New boss
A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about him self, the CEO looked around the room and Asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "He was the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about him self, the CEO looked around the room and Asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "He was the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
posted by Suzy Scott @ 23:00
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